An Egyptian Interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello

Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: yes yes , I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha: No.. I like female

Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice kantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like
in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying
to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey
make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say

Reporter: I do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and
we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make frend I know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon

Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot
of money?
Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Who, Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my

Reporter: Why him?

Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….

Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.

Taha: He also marry… and have…

Reporter (interrupting): No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the> last 26 years

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, give me only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this Taha : ok ok…. sanks a lot.



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