Good one

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange,and blue.

My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and wouldfind my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock I was just wondering if you were my daughter?"



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