Three reasons

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead body).
The judge told him,
"In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys?"
The man replied,
"I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"



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