father and son chat‏

A young Arab boy asks his father: What is this weird hat we are wearing?
Father: It’s a “CHECHIA”, because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
Son: And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
Father: It’s a “DIBELLAH” because in the desert it is very hot and protects your body!
Son: And what are these ugly shoes we have on our feet?
Father: These are “babouches” which keep us from burning our feet from the desert!
Son: Tell me, Papa….?
Father: Yes, my son?
Son: Why are we living in Coburg Australia and still wearing all this shit?