A very good joke

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on ?"

The man said "Terrorists have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Wayne Swan and Julia Gillard.

They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving ?"

"About a litre I think......"



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