"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Australian doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in Aussie ,
we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....
we made her Prime Minster of Australia and now.......
the whole bloody country is looking for work!!!!!!"
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