A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the window. It's

A young Arab boy asks his father: What is this weird hat we are wearing? Father: It’s a “CHECHIA”, because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun! Son: And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing? Father: It’s a “DIBELLAH” because in the desert it is very hot and protects your body!

A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat

Psalm 92:12: "The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon". There are numerous reasons behind the ongoing devastating internal and external wars that are being waged against Lebanon and his people. These reasons have varied throughout contemporary history with the changing instruments of fighting, circumstances, financiers and profiteers. However, the

This October is very special. It has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in 1 month. This happens once in 823 years. This October is very special. It has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in 1 month. This happens once in 823 years.

A German, a French man and an Egyptian went to an art museum. They were standing in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. The German said: 'They have perfect body and muscles. They must be German!' The Frenchman said: 'C'est Impossible! They are so sexy. She so feminine, He's so masculine...They

"For He who would love life, and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil, and his lips from speaking deceit. Let him turn away from evil, and do good. Let him seek peace, and pursue it. For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous, and his ears open to their prayer; but the

James 4:14: "Whereas you don�t know what your life will be like tomorrow. For what is your life? For you are a vapor, that appears for a little time, and then vanishes away" In this earthly life each and every human being is a mere temporary guest in a mortal body, and the moment almighty God calls back

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even.. The total had to be exactly perfect.. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on

Dear Miss Gillard Please find below our suggestion for fixing Australia's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Pakistan.Two million Pakistanis died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.The rest of the world is in shock.The USA is sending troops to help.Saudi Arabia is sending oil.Latin